I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Having a random hookup so left but love u
im six kinds of drunk right now
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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