Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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