I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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