no. you can't hotbox the world.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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