i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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