the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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