The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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