i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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