Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I don't deserve a penis
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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