i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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