using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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