I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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