barbara walters just said penis...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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