she was so not down for the gang bang
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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