How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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