she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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