Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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