Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
then he tried to convert me to islam
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Randomize
