conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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