I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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