well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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