Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
cat food counts as protein by the way
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
is that a dick in a sweater?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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