I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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