he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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