See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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