My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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