they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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