I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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