Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Help. Why am I so naked?
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