I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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