I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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