if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
