You're completely useless in the revolution.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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