What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
