in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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