I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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