You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No subtext here. People are naked.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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