so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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