i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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