some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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