So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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