did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
