This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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