that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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