My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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