He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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