No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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