He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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