Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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