the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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