I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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