I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize