she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
soo... how was my night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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