Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
