It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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